Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for being here tonight! Wow, it’s great to see such a lively crowd. You all look lovely—at least the people who are actually paying attention do!
Let’s dive right in. Has anyone else noticed that there’s always those one or two people who NEVER listen to the voice-over in movies? You know, the ones sitting there with their popcorn, loudly asking, “Wait, what’s happening?” as if they expect the entire plot to be rewritten for their convenience.
I mean, how do you NOT listen? You can’t watch the movie with your eyes glued to your phone, and when someone talks, it’s not a cue for the
subtitles to take a coffee break! It’s like they’re going through life, looking at everything on mute.
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